Just recently I was walking past the Enmore Theatre when I saw a poster for an
appallingly phallocentric comedy show.
Now, many people say that this "puppetry of the penis" is all harmless fun (even those on the left -- can you believe it?). Well, I beg to differ. There is a far more sinister subtext to this fellow travellers.
I believe that it is part of the vast right-wing conspiracy. You see by making people laugh at the peenie, they are seemingly
subverting the the phallocentric paradigm. But in seemingly subverting
it, they are actually
perpetuating it. Because if we laugh at literal peenies, then we will also laugh -- or at least be indifferent to -- destruction caused by metaphorical peenies (i.e. guns, bullets and missiles). In short fellow travellers
this is preparing the way for
this.
I suspect the plan was hatched when the "penis puppeteers" were on tour in America. The
father of all peenie-wavers sent special forces to meet them -- perhaps the same special forces who engineered the downfall of Natasha Stott-Despoja. And I suspect the "penis puppeteers" were given vast sums to return to Australia and continue performing their show.
Not convinced? Look closely at the
poster. Why are they both wearing dark glasses, just like the
President's bodyguards? Also, one of the duo's favorite tricks is called "the hamburger" (sorry, I don't have a photo). "Hamburger", as in
McDonalds. Chilling.
And how about
this: Dick-trick is almost the exact inverse of
Tricky Dicky .
What more evidence do you need? It's fascist
sleight-of-gland. Sisters, organise a girlcott!