Friday, November 15, 2002

Why do the Nazis call Osama and his freedom fighters "terrorists", fellow travellers? Because they're free, of course. And they are determined to free others from western "civilization" -- even if they have to free them from this temporal plane to do it. But the Nazis slander them with that appalling term also because their enemies are so joyous and life affirming!

Look at Amrozi the Bali bomber here. Are his chakras not all throbbing in unison with pure 100% chi? Does he not have divine certainty in the goodness of his actions? Is he not LOVE personified?

We see the truth, fellow travellers. We see a saint in the making (and I don't mean that in a Christian sense). But when the peenie-waving Nazis see such unstoppable, inspiring self-esteem they just can't handle it. They have to kill it, or lock it away! Self-hating fascists!

Sing with me, fellow travellers: What the world needs now is love, sweet love. It's the one thing that there's just too little of...

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Thursday, November 14, 2002

"African beetles threaten Australian bees" states the headline. And why? Personally, I think it's karma. Inspired by the Osama-led resistance against the Great McSatan and her allies, these crusty little fellas are saying, "We're mad as hell Australia, and we're not gonna take it any more!"

Power to the beetles! Power to the beetles right on!

(Er, but just lay off the worker bees, if that's okay.)

Wednesday, November 13, 2002

I always knew that animals had culture. Watching my animal companion Jocelyn dance is proof of that. She has mastered many human genres, and developed quite a few of her own. In fact, I'm thinking of applying for a grant from the Australia Council on her behalf, so that she can teach people some of her more soulful steps!

Monday, November 11, 2002

If anyone doubts that John Howard is an evil, twisted, racist, baby-eating Nazi then you should have a look at his online diary. It's truly appalling.

At first I thought it must be a joke. But after consulting many of my fellow travellers, I am now assured of its veracity. It can be found here.