Friday, November 22, 2002

Now, a lot of peenie-waving Nazis are fond of saying that Islam is misogynistic. But as usual, they've got it completely wrong. If you look at this story, you'll see that Muslims are mostly radical feminists.

Just like our sisters in the women's movement, these Nigerian Muslims were angered by the appallingly lookist Miss World pageant. They believe it promotes "sexual promiscuity and indecency". We believe it promotes sexual harassment and Euro-phallocentric syntactical hegemony. Same difference,... kind of. Okay, so the "riots" resulted in quite a few people leaving the temporal plane. But it's a small price to pay for equality, don't you think?

Wednesday, November 20, 2002

A small victory, fellow travellers! I broke into peenie-waving Nazi comedian Matt Hayden's grimy little unit and altered his blog settings so that he could no longer access his account. His archives are now in my site, here.

Unfortunately he has already resumed his blog, with a slightly changed name. It is now found here.

In time Jocelyn and I will launch another attack. And this time we will terminate; terminate with extreme prejudice -- but not in a racist or sexist way, of course.

Another sign of Afrocentrist e(wo)mancipation fellow travellers: Here is the gorgeous -- and I don't mean that in a sexist way -- Halle Berry talking about her role in the new, more culturally sensitive Bond film: "Jinx is Bond's equal and this is a great role."

Sure is, sister! Yougogirl!

When I heard about this, I knew it was a cosmic sign. See, these holes are black, and they're merging, right? Surely it's a clarion call for all the poor oppressed little black people in the world (and all we reconstructed Anglos struggling for them to become equal with us) to keep those affirmative action programs going because change is finally at hand. Oh joy! JOY!

Sing with me, fellow travellers: Finally the tables are starting to turn. Talkin'boutarevolution, yeah, yeah...

Monday, November 18, 2002

Many on the right would say that this story about a new law being enacted to ban shouting at fellow traveller Mugabe's car is evidence of growing totalitarianism in Zimbabwe. But I don't see it that way. It's just a sign that after decades of racist oppression, the little black people are finally in charge -- and about time too! Sure, many of those shouting at Mugabe would be black also. But that doesn't make any difference. Anyone who opposes his enlightened policies is just participating in his own oppression and deserves to be thrown in jail!

The appalling Nazi blogger Matt Hayden has just had another intemperate outburst, this time against our comrades who struggled so bravely against the corporate elites at Homebush.

He makes me so mad. If I ever met him I'd punch him in the mouth (but in a very pacifist way of course!).