Dubya is trying to roll back the clock on abortion, fellow travellers! He wants to have human embryos classified as actual persons. Can you believe it? How inhumane is that? We all know that fetuses are just clumps of cells. In fact, so are most right-wingers. Personally, I think we should all be able to abort them anytime, anywhere!
Here's one I'd really like to see in the bottom of a bucket (and I mean that in a really life affirming way).