Greetings fellow travellers. Apologies for not posting lately. I've been away on a retreat for the last couple of days, doing a lot of dancing with my cat and creative sneezing for peace. While I was there I read a
truly searing column by the brilliant and courageous Phillip Adams. It described an interview with Great McSatanite Charles Krauthammer. Phillip's description of the significance of this appalling wife-bashing baby-killer's name was particularly insghtful: "It fits its owner like a glove," he wrote. "An iron glove containing, yes, an iron fist. For Krauthammer simultaneously evokes notions of a master race and massive blows to the anvil."
When I read that I just went, "Yes! You've really hit the nail on the head there, Phillip! Because as we all know,
language creates reality. And here is a perfect example of this. Even his name is an appalling exhortation to Nazi violence."
And it really got me thinking about other examples of this. Take for instance Ariel Sharon. This doesn't seem to ominous at first. But look a little closer and the truth is revealed. His first name is Ariel, right. Sounds feminine, almost transgendered. But Ariel was the name of a spirit in a play by that right-wing, peenie-waving dead white male William Shakespeare called The Tempest. And what is a tempest? It's a
storm. Storm, as in
Desert Storm. Scary isn't it?
But wait, there's more: His surname is Sharon. It's spelled the same as the Western female name "Sharon", right? Sharon, as in Sharon Stone. Now Sharon Stone -- apart from being a Great McSatanite and an appallingly regressive anti-feminist icon -- starred in that horrendously homophobic, misogynistic Hollywood "thriller" Basic Instinct. And this film was directed by Paul Verhoeven, who also directed that appalling hymn (him?) to intergalactic violence Starship Troopers.
So you see, operating within a subliminal, verbal-cognitive, pastoral-comical-socio-political, culturally imperialist
paradigm, the name "Ariel Sharon" is the embodiment of fascist evil. No wonder he's great mates with Dubya. And I bet he drinks Starbucks coffee too!